sherlienomates:

agent-creepah:

snuffleupagus-cumberbatch:

commander-pop-n-fresh:

unlessler:

matthewgraygublerisawesome:

bloodonbroadway:

In which every fandom has a purple shirt of sex.

Every fandom.

Guise am I doin it rite?

WAIT I HAVE IT

We were forgetting someone…

timorleste:

In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”

You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.

heavenandhellcastiel:

will you two stop ruining the sanctity of marriage please

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

helikesfeathers:

Buzz Trollyear

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

laughingstation:

On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

You will laugh out loud!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.

IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.

PLEASE.